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Title: Immortals : a movie review
Post by: TobusRex on November 17, 2011, 07:16:35 PM
It sucked.
Title: Re: Immortals : a movie review
Post by: pipewrench on November 17, 2011, 07:17:44 PM
Oh, oh, oh......let me get my popcorn before Doyle gets back......
Title: Re: Immortals : a movie review
Post by: Hardcore on November 17, 2011, 07:19:31 PM
Hardcore cracks open a cold one and awaits the fireworks. Life is good.
Title: Re: Immortals : a movie review
Post by: Drooke on November 17, 2011, 07:50:33 PM
Awwww snap.....s**t just got real!!!!
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Post by: StephanVonVesthell on November 17, 2011, 08:12:47 PM
Aaaaaaarrggggggg!
Title: Re: Immortals : a movie review
Post by: StephanVonVesthell on November 17, 2011, 08:16:26 PM
It only sucked if you are not a fan of action/mythical-mythology.  The acting was terrible, but that's not why one would go to see this movie.  The visuals induced the boner I still have from it.
Title: Re: Immortals : a movie review
Post by: Drooke on November 17, 2011, 08:21:41 PM
From the trailers it appears to have that 300 mojo going for it.  How did it compare in your opinion (or not)?
Title: Re: Immortals : a movie review
Post by: StephanVonVesthell on November 17, 2011, 08:29:31 PM
From the trailers it appears to have that 300 mojo going for it.  How did it compare in your opinion (or not)?

If you liked 300 you'll like this.  Less testosterone, more blood, more graphic deaths, and a gratuitous ass shot.
Title: Re: Immortals : a movie review
Post by: Drooke on November 17, 2011, 08:31:42 PM
Yes please *dials fandango*

Title: Re: Immortals : a movie review
Post by: TobusRex on November 18, 2011, 05:27:28 AM
It only sucked if you are not a fan of action/mythical-mythology.  The acting was terrible, but that's not why one would go to see this movie.  The visuals induced the boner I still have from it.

I do like films based on mythology. This movie sucked. It wasn't the completely absolute sucking of the last Conan movie, but it still sucked none the less. 1.5 stars (out of 5).
Title: Re: Immortals : a movie review
Post by: StephanVonVesthell on November 18, 2011, 11:33:10 AM
It only sucked if you are not a fan of action/mythical-mythology.  The acting was terrible, but that's not why one would go to see this movie.  The visuals induced the boner I still have from it.

I do like films based on mythology. This movie sucked. It wasn't the completely absolute sucking of the last Conan movie, but it still sucked none the less. 1.5 stars (out of 5).

It sucked because.....
Title: Re: Immortals : a movie review
Post by: MetsFan on November 18, 2011, 04:20:21 PM
From the trailers it appears to have that 300 mojo going for it.  How did it compare in your opinion (or not)?

If you liked 300 you'll like this.  Less testosterone, more blood, more graphic deaths, and a gratuitous ass shot.

Please tell me it wasn't Mickey Rourke's ass.
Title: Re: Immortals : a movie review
Post by: brycemus on November 18, 2011, 04:21:05 PM
in 300 you got boobies...nice tight perky little boobies in fact...a few sets of them actually...a smorgasborg
Title: Re: Immortals : a movie review
Post by: royboy on November 19, 2011, 01:19:49 AM
the booty shot in this movie was worth the price of admission. very nice.

the kills in this movie were effing tight.

please quit reviewing movies guy.
Title: Re: Immortals : a movie review
Post by: Drooke on November 19, 2011, 01:34:45 AM
I actually thought some of the fight scenes at the end looked like they could have been taken from some frazetta artwork.  Well done.
Title: Re: Immortals : a movie review
Post by: StephanVonVesthell on November 19, 2011, 05:41:56 AM
I actually thought some of the fight scenes at the end looked like they could have been taken from some frazetta artwork.  Well done.

Bingo.