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Politics => The Open Mat => Topic started by: Komrad Koba on January 20, 2015, 02:18:03 PM

Title: Greetings you Yankee Imperialist Running Dogs!
Post by: Komrad Koba on January 20, 2015, 02:18:03 PM
Greetings once again to you bourgeois capitalist  oppressors of the Working Class! This time I report from the Workers Paradise of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea!

For the last several months I have been hard at work in Comrad Kim Jong-Un's IT department. While I am not at liberty (I hate that word) to share what I have been working on... I can report that the capitalist exploiters at Sony and in Hollywood are none too happy with my work.  ;)

I must say though that I am very disappointed to hear that the reactionary GOP in your beleaguered nation have once again managed to rig the voting machines in another election.  When will you learn? I just hope Comrad Barack has not let this inhibit his Leadership.

And how are things at TheOpenMat? I do not see any recent postings by Comrads Sparky or ban. I hope their health is well and they remain committed to the cause.

I am thinking of starting my own blog here. I will call it TheOpenGulag or TOG! In TOG we will have the latest in camp gossip as well as execution notices and the latest Coaching and Technique  videos for "enhanced interrogations". I also look forward to annual polls affirming unanimous support of our Dear Leader and especially the Political Forum to assign blame for the DPKR's temporary food shortages on you evil Americans.

If you have any recommendations for other Departments of TOG, be sure and let me know.

Speaking of Dear Leader, I hear him calling me now. Toodles!
Title: Re: Greetings you Yankee Imperialist Running Dogs!
Post by: leglace on January 28, 2015, 04:07:28 PM
(https://wegeekgirls.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/koba_an-ape-never-forgets.jpg)
Title: Re: Greetings you Yankee Imperialist Running Dogs!
Post by: Brew on January 28, 2015, 06:34:16 PM
Man oh man that movie sucked
Title: Re: Greetings you Yankee Imperialist Running Dogs!
Post by: ViseGrip on January 29, 2015, 01:54:47 PM
Why do you think they named him Koba.

For those that may not know, Koba was the nickname of Josef Dzhugasvili who later changed his name to..... Joseph Stalin.
Title: Re: Greetings you Yankee Imperialist Running Dogs!
Post by: TobusRex on January 31, 2015, 02:17:56 PM
Man oh man that movie sucked

Very lame movie.