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Miscellaneous => Polls => Topic started by: brycemus on October 09, 2015, 10:50:59 AM

Title: Who would you rather have living next door?
Post by: brycemus on October 09, 2015, 10:50:59 AM
I mean honestly if you have to choose what flavor of "sh!t" you're going to have to eat...what are you gonna try and swallow?
Title: Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
Post by: fsgrecofolk on October 09, 2015, 11:11:51 AM
The feedlot
Title: Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
Post by: brycemus on October 09, 2015, 11:21:18 AM
you can click on that little button
Title: Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
Post by: fsgrecofolk on October 09, 2015, 11:34:27 AM
Putting away the sarcasm and snark for a minute.  My neighbor doesn't practice Sharia law.  His wife doesn't wear a burkha or hijab, in fact she is a white christian.  Not every muslim is out to kill infidels.
Title: Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
Post by: Intensity guru on October 09, 2015, 01:44:59 PM
I'd take the bible beater or Rosie
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Post by: Cougar1 on October 09, 2015, 04:29:25 PM
The feedlot
Bet Rosie would live next door to it.  ;)
Title: Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
Post by: FalconWrestlingKY on October 09, 2015, 04:31:24 PM
It was between Rosie and the guy with the wives I could seduce

I chose Rosie because she would boost property values
Title: Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
Post by: a guest on October 09, 2015, 11:00:10 PM
Feel like there should be more options:

- The CrossFitter who always asks to borrowing your gardening equipment to supplement his/her workouts (wind sprints while tied to your rototiller)

- The parent who packs their kid's snack when their child has a playdate at your house to make sure you see that EVERYTHING that child eats is organic/Non-GMO/purchased at Whole Foods. This parent also only talks about food while you two wait at the bus stop.

- The house next door that is painted the same color scheme as the "local" NFL team, has a banner of said team on a flag pole, and can't have a conversation subject matter surrounding anything other than "his" team, and when talking about the team uses terms like "we" and 'us" as if he is on the roster.

- The neighbor that asks you to remove the ivy on your side of the fence and then is shocked a couple of weeks later when it has returned because he has little understanding that ivy creeps; therefore, he must remove the ivy on his side while you remove the ivy on your side.
Title: Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
Post by: TobusRex on October 09, 2015, 11:37:53 PM
If you are living next to Rosie you are in a rich part of town.

She's a disgusting pig, but I'd prefer living in the ritzy part of town :D
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Post by: RYou on October 18, 2015, 07:12:54 PM
Yea Rosie, by the time I'm done with her she'll be the one moving.
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Post by: fsgrecofolk on October 18, 2015, 09:58:58 PM
Give details Ryou.
Title: Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
Post by: mspart on October 19, 2015, 01:32:23 PM
Sounds like a Halloween treatment every day!!

mspart