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The Open Mat / Greetings you Yankee Imperialist Running Dogs!
« on: January 20, 2015, 02:18:03 PM »
Greetings once again to you bourgeois capitalist  oppressors of the Working Class! This time I report from the Workers Paradise of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea!

For the last several months I have been hard at work in Comrad Kim Jong-Un's IT department. While I am not at liberty (I hate that word) to share what I have been working on... I can report that the capitalist exploiters at Sony and in Hollywood are none too happy with my work.  ;)

I must say though that I am very disappointed to hear that the reactionary GOP in your beleaguered nation have once again managed to rig the voting machines in another election.  When will you learn? I just hope Comrad Barack has not let this inhibit his Leadership.

And how are things at TheOpenMat? I do not see any recent postings by Comrads Sparky or ban. I hope their health is well and they remain committed to the cause.

I am thinking of starting my own blog here. I will call it TheOpenGulag or TOG! In TOG we will have the latest in camp gossip as well as execution notices and the latest Coaching and Technique  videos for "enhanced interrogations". I also look forward to annual polls affirming unanimous support of our Dear Leader and especially the Political Forum to assign blame for the DPKR's temporary food shortages on you evil Americans.

If you have any recommendations for other Departments of TOG, be sure and let me know.

Speaking of Dear Leader, I hear him calling me now. Toodles!

International / Re: AP Source: IOC drops wrestling from 2020 Olympics
« on: February 14, 2013, 10:44:54 AM »
In times like this men it is important to remember the advice of Comrade Lenin....

Off-Topic / Re: make fun of the person above you...thread
« on: January 31, 2013, 09:47:31 PM »
Workers are expendable...

Just like Kulaks like yourself.

Off-Topic / Re: make fun of the person above you...thread
« on: January 31, 2013, 09:13:42 PM »
And you.... Collectivist Guru are a puss infested boil atop the pimple ridden ass of a degenerate society!

Off-Topic / Re: Pretty Lady
« on: January 31, 2013, 05:20:04 PM »

Off-Topic / Re: make fun of the person above you...thread
« on: January 31, 2013, 05:12:24 PM »
Reds are always better than Mets
And yet less good than the World Champion GIants you dirty Commie
Mr. Bryce....

Maybe you can be on the SHORTstop on the All-Gulag Team.

Off-Topic / Re: make fun of the person above you...thread
« on: January 31, 2013, 12:59:31 PM »
Reds are always better than Mets

Polls / Re: Little Debbie
« on: January 31, 2013, 12:41:51 PM »
I prefer Kommie-Kakes... UMMMM!

Off-Topic / Re: Pretty Lady
« on: January 13, 2013, 12:26:06 PM »
Bryce is Kapitalist exploiter of women!

Keep up the good work!

Off-Topic / Re: Last Word
« on: January 13, 2013, 12:22:08 PM »
A bit of snow here and mighty nippy word.

Rachel agrees word ..

He said nippy not nipply. Workers of the world UNITE! word

Off-Topic / Re: We are talking about Coachsparky.
« on: January 13, 2013, 12:19:06 PM »
Komrad Sparky for Information Minister.

Off-Topic / Re: Today in History
« on: January 24, 2012, 07:16:26 PM »
It seems I miss this thread. So I give great days in USSR history.

On this day in 1932, Komrad Stalin sentences entire office staff to Siberia because they fail to prevent Komrad Stalin's hangover.

Off-Topic / Re: Quote of the Day
« on: January 22, 2012, 02:40:08 PM »
"From them according to their means to them according to their needs" - Karl Marx

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