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Off-Topic / CTC should read Dean Koontz's new novel BREATHLESS

« on: November 27, 2009, 12:01:17 AM »

I recently finished reading BREATHLESS and I really liked it.I think CTC would particuliarly enjoy pages 300 throgh 304.The mathematician Lamar believes atheistic evolution to be mathematically impossible and his argument regarding this is hard to dispute imho.

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Off-Topic / TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING

« on: November 24, 2009, 08:40:23 PM »

TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,
BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,
I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.

THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -
THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,
BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION
WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.

TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.
SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,
AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,
PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.

I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,
MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.
MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL

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Off-Topic / THE ULTIMATE WOMAN'S PIERCING

« on: November 24, 2009, 08:37:54 PM »

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Off-Topic / Does anybody else like this guy's music?

« on: September 10, 2009, 08:12:37 PM »

I'm listening to this on the computer at home .My computer is too ancient to listen to the song on youtube but hopefully this is the same song.Are there anymore "KEP MO" fans on this forum? . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnE8c_Dd3i8
Here's the lyrics.http://www.lyricstime.com/keb-mo-more-t ... yrics.html

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Off-Topic / This guy makes me look like an Obama fan

« on: August 25, 2009, 01:44:44 AM »

http://la-gun.com/manning/obama3/ This guy makes me look like an Obama fan :lol:

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Off-Topic / Obamabots think the so-called "birthers" have issues ?

« on: August 23, 2009, 01:44:09 AM »

Rockhard Post subject: Re: Birthers are cuckoo-bat-sh1t-crazy lunatic fringe.Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:20 pm

Location: The O Do you even know who you are responding to anymore or are you just retarded? I actually agree that birthers are nutjobs.

_________________
"As Iron sharpens Iron, so one man sharpens another."
He turned down a BJ from his ex-girlfriend... mid-BJ. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!

coachsparky Post subject: Re: Birthers are cuckoo-bat-sh1t-crazy lunatic fringe.Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:24 pm

Posts: 1918 Rockhard wrote:
Do you even know who you are responding to anymore or are you just retarded? I actually agree that birthers are nutjobs.

Sorry Rockcandy a$$, even before you caught it, I did and corrected it. I just saw you name below and since you are such an ignorant pu$$y I mistakenly applied you to the above quote.

Rockhard Post subject: Re: Birthers are cuckoo-bat-sh1t-crazy lunatic fringe.Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:05 pm

Location: The O coachsparky wrote:
Rockhard wrote:
Do you even know who you are responding to anymore or are you just retarded? I actually agree that birthers are nutjobs.

Sorry Rockcandy a$$, even before you caught it, I did and corrected it. I just saw you name below and since you are such an ignorant pu$$y I mistakenly applied you to the above quote.

A simple, "I realized I was talking to BOG and not you because I'm too much of a dumbfck, to read plain english," would've been sufficient.

_________________
"As Iron sharpens Iron, so one man sharpens another."
He turned down a BJ from his ex-girlfriend... mid-BJ. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!

coachsparky Post subject: Re: Birthers are cuckoo-bat-sh1t-crazy lunatic fringe.Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:14 pm

Rockhard wrote:
coachsparky wrote:
Rockhard wrote:
Do you even know who you are responding to anymore or are you just retarded? I actually agree that birthers are nutjobs.

Sorry Rockcandy a$$, even before you caught it, I did and corrected it. I just saw you name below and since you are such an ignorant pu$$y I mistakenly applied you to the above quote.

A simple, "I realized I was talking to BOG and not you because I'm too much of a dumbfck, to read plain english," would've been sufficient.

But that would have been dishonest you ignorant pu$$y. Since my command of the English language far exceeds anything you will ever achieve. At least I know to capitalize English!

Rockhard Post subject: Re: Birthers are cuckoo-bat-sh1t-crazy lunatic fringe.Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:23 pm

Location: The O coachsparky wrote:
Rockhard wrote:
coachsparky wrote:
Rockhard wrote:
Do you even know who you are responding to anymore or are you just retarded? I actually agree that birthers are nutjobs.

Sorry Rockcandy a$$, even before you caught it, I did and corrected it. I just saw you name below and since you are such an ignorant pu$$y I mistakenly applied you to the above quote.

A simple, "I realized I was talking to BOG and not you because I'm too much of a dumbfck, to read plain english," would've been sufficient.

But that would have been dishonest you ignorant pu$$y. Since my command of the English language far exceeds anything you will ever achieve. At least I know to capitalize English!

Actually it would've been the first time you were totally honest with yourself. Now back to the horse barn with you.

_________________
"As Iron sharpens Iron, so one man sharpens another."
He turned down a BJ from his ex-girlfriend... mid-BJ. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!

coachsparky Post subject: Re: Birthers are cuckoo-bat-sh1t-crazy lunatic fringe.Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:26 pm

Posts: 1918 Rockhard wrote:
coachsparky wrote:
Rockhard wrote:
coachsparky wrote:
Rockhard wrote:
Do you even know who you are responding to anymore or are you just retarded? I actually agree that birthers are nutjobs.

Sorry Rockcandy a$$, even before you caught it, I did and corrected it. I just saw you name below and since you are such an ignorant pu$$y I mistakenly applied you to the above quote.

A simple, "I realized I was talking to BOG and not you because I'm too much of a dumbfck, to read plain english," would've been sufficient.

But that would have been dishonest you ignorant pu$$y. Since my command of the English language far exceeds anything you will ever achieve. At least I know to capitalize English!

Actually it would've been the first time you were totally honest with yourself. Now back to the horse barn with you.

Do you have an L tatooed on your forehead or is it unnecessary because people immediately recognize you for the panzy a$$ loser your are anyway?

Rockhard Post subject: Re: Birthers are cuckoo-bat-sh1t-crazy lunatic fringe.Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:02 pm

Location: The O That was a quick trip? The horse ride you this time?

_________________
"As Iron sharpens Iron, so one man sharpens another."
He turned down a BJ from his ex-girlfriend... mid-BJ. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!

coachsparky Post subject: Re: Birthers are cuckoo-bat-sh1t-crazy lunatic fringe.Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:12 pm

Rockhard wrote:
That was a quick trip? The horse ride you this time?

No reasonable comeback I see. Game over I guess!

Rockhard Post subject: Re: Birthers are cuckoo-bat-sh1t-crazy lunatic fringe.Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 9:46 pm

Location: The O coachsparky wrote:
Rockhard wrote:
That was a quick trip? The horse ride you this time?

No reasonable comeback I see. Game over I guess!

Actually it was pretty reasonable, you are just to ignorant to realize it.

_________________
"As Iron sharpens Iron, so one man sharpens another."
He turned down a BJ from his ex-girlfriend... mid-BJ. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!

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Mixed Martial Arts / STFU BISPING !!!

« on: July 13, 2009, 11:24:16 PM »

Bisping had his fighters win over Hendersons during the recent series while he persistently ran his mouth. During the period prior to the hyped fight with Henderson ,Bisping predicted he'd win by a knockout while again running his mouth. Henderson just kept saying that he looked forward to getting Bisping to STFU. Henderson succeeded!!! :lol:

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Polls / Who Really Inspires Violence, the Right or Left?

« on: June 28, 2009, 12:41:38 PM »

http://www.americanthinker.com/2009/06/ ... nce_t.html

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Off-Topic / HOW TO CREATE A SOCIALIST UTOPIA

« on: June 27, 2009, 03:09:22 PM »

http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/UTOPIA.JPG

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Polls / Demise of Common Sense

« on: June 14, 2009, 04:05:57 PM »

http://infohost.nmt.edu/~armiller/commonsen.htm

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Polls / The Fallacy of Collectivism by Ludwig Von Mises

« on: June 14, 2009, 01:21:48 PM »

All varieties of collectivist creeds are united in their implacable hostility to the fundamental political institutions of the liberal system: majority rule, tolerance of dissenting views, freedom of thought, speech, and the press, equality of all men under the law. This collaboration of collectivist creeds in their attempts to destroy freedom has brought about the mistaken belief that the issue in present-day political antagonisms is individualism versus collectivism. In fact it is a struggle between individualism on the one hand and a multitude of collectivist sects on the other hand whose mutual hatred and hostility is no less ferocious than their abomination of the liberal system.

http://www.mises.org/story/2528#0

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Polls / altruistic socialism and mass murder

« on: June 13, 2009, 07:37:19 PM »

If the former self described altruistic socialist governments of Stalin, Hitler, Mao and Pol Pot had been magically restricted in some manner to simply protecting individual rights rather than being "free" to pursue each of their leader's utopian aims regarding the "good of society". Would mass murder have occurred as it did ?

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Polls / LEFTIST ANTI-SEMITISM

« on: June 11, 2009, 09:24:26 PM »

http://www.paulbogdanor.com/secondholocaust.html

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Polls / Which economic plan is preferable?

« on: May 30, 2009, 03:24:53 PM »

This article discusses the 2 options in the poll: http://www.forbes.com/2009/05/29/obama- ... mulus.html :?:

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Off-Topic / The Vibrator

« on: May 25, 2009, 12:32:27 AM »

THE VIBRATOR

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom
door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from
within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter
with a vibrator.

Shocked, she asked: 'What in the world are you
doing?'

The daughter replied: 'Mum, I'm thirty-five years
old, unmarried and this thing is about as close as
I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and
leave me alone.'

The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz
coming from the other side of the closed bedroom
door. Upon entering the room, he observed his
daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.

To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter
said: 'Dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried and this
thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a
husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

A couple days later, the wife came home from a
shopping trip, placed the groceries on the kitchen
counter and heard that buzzing noise coming from,
of all places, the living room. She entered the room and observed her husband sitting on the couch,
downing a cold beer and staring at the TV.

The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing
like crazy.

The wife asked: 'What are you doing?'

The husband replied: 'I'm watching football with my
son-in-law.' :shock:

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