Oh, I get it now, CTC.
You know I wasn't the one smiting you but somehow, that was some kind of weird, homoerotic stimulus for you, especially when you suspected other users might be enjoying smiting you while you accused me. You're starting to strike me as the type of guy that has pictures of himself getting whipped while having a red ball stuffed in your mouth.
Now, knowing I'm not going to be in New York, you're looking to extend a blanket invitation for your little reindeer games in hopes that some poster with homosexual tendencies will look you up in a bathroom stall. How clever.
Do keep us informed on whether you had any success in landing your little playmate al a Larry Craig style.