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How old is Hardcore?
« on: November 14, 2011, 06:57:41 PM »
Out of curiosity what is your connection with amateur wrestling n9?
Student at Ok State 1962-66.  Glory years (Bob Johnson, Joe James, Phil Kinyon, Yojiro Uetake, Mike Reding, Jack Brisco, Bill Harlow, Bobby Douglas, Gene Davis).  I went to all the home duals.  The '66 Big 8 runner-up, Grady Sells, was an EE major like me and I had some classes with him.
My status as the oldest fart on here has been challenged. Back off n-man. I will not give up my throne, porcelain as it my be.

Don't worry, Hardcore, I may not be as old as you think.  If you want to know my age, listen closely to this.

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Re: How old is Hardcore?
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2011, 07:00:07 PM »
Are you Jerry Lee Lewis' father?

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Re: How old is Hardcore?
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2011, 07:18:13 PM »
Not to my knowledge.  Then again...
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Re: How old is Hardcore?
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2011, 07:20:08 PM »
I'm sorry......what was the question?

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Re: How old is Hardcore?
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2011, 07:23:29 PM »
By the way, did you know that when growing up, Jerry Lee was close like brothers with his cousins Mickey Gilley and Jimmy Swaggart?
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Re: How old is Hardcore?
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2011, 07:27:09 PM »
Can't say that I did.

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Re: How old is Hardcore?
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2011, 07:34:34 PM »
This seems appropriate for you two:

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure..'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so a s not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'
 
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Re: How old is Hardcore?
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2011, 07:36:33 PM »
No one serves bacon and eggs without toast. Not even old idiots.

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Re: How old is Hardcore?
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2011, 07:54:22 PM »
An old couple is having another couple over for dinner. While the two women are fixing the dinner, the men start talking and one says to the other one "I took my wife to a great restaurant last week - wonderful food, huge portions, great service, and low prices." The other man says "Sounds great. What was the name of the restaurant?" The man says "What's the name of that red flower that you give to someone special?" "Carnation?" his friend asks. "No, that's not it." "Poppy?" he asks again. "No, that's not it either." "Rose?" he asks. "That's it. Now I remember. Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to?"
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Re: How old is Hardcore?
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2011, 08:02:18 PM »
Thank god for word association. I'd be lost without it and so would my wife Rose.

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Re: How old is Hardcore?
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2011, 10:17:15 PM »
A bank teller saw an elderly physician, with a confused look on his face, trying to write a check.  He asked if anything was wrong.  The old doctor looked again at his hand, holding a rectal thermometer, and said, "I was just trying to remember where I left my pen."
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Re: How old is Hardcore?
« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2011, 12:04:31 AM »
Im staying out of this discussion
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Re: How old is Hardcore?
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2011, 09:48:28 AM »
I'll never forget hardcore saying that he is so old, when he farts, dust comes out.
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Re: How old is Hardcore?
« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2011, 01:20:12 PM »
Hardcore earned his nickname bare-knuckles fighting for loaves of bread during the great depression.
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Re: How old is Hardcore?
« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2011, 11:34:05 PM »
I thought it was his porn name from his acting days in Deepthroat?
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