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Would you rather:

give your Aunt and orgasm
be "cellies" with the booty warrior for a night

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Offline Intensity guru

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Would you rather...
« on: September 10, 2014, 11:51:57 AM »
throw down
I always bring my hips to the party.

Offline brycemus

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2014, 01:15:29 PM »
do I at least get to choose the aunt? somehow that would make the decision easier
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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2014, 02:19:15 PM »
I've got a couple of cute Aunts.
Imagine the good that could be done, if people were less worried about their differences, and more worried about doing good for everyone.

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2014, 07:39:37 PM »
I'd hire someone to give her the orgasm.
"Really? Well please tell your father-in-law that he is a freaking idiot."

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2014, 10:59:23 PM »
I'd hire someone to give her the orgasm.
Outside the parameters. .. so by that token you get the night with bootylicious warrior
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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2014, 10:13:22 AM »
Yep. In fact, by violating the parameters you're subconsciously choosing a night with Booty Warrior.
I always bring my hips to the party.

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2014, 02:01:47 AM »
"Find something you love to do and you'll never have to work a day in your life."

-Confucius

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2014, 12:39:18 PM »
I had an aunt I wanted to bang as a teen ... so, this is an easy one.
There's always Bulgaria.

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2014, 04:34:57 PM »
I want to bang my Spanish teacher  :P
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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2014, 01:46:49 PM »
I had an aunt I wanted to bang as a teen ... so, this is an easy one.
so much becomes clearer
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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2014, 01:48:01 PM »
I had an aunt I wanted to bang as a teen ... so, this is an easy one.

Pics??
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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2014, 04:25:45 PM »
I had an aunt I wanted to bang as a teen ... so, this is an easy one.

Pics??

She's like 70 now.  Doesn't look quite as good in her daisy dukes anymore.
There's always Bulgaria.

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Re: Would you rather...
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2014, 07:20:08 PM »
Good for her still having those daisy dukes
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