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Would you rather:

Take an ass-whooping from Mike Tyson
6 (60%)
Go down on a gross homeless lady
4 (40%)

Total Members Voted: 10

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Offline Intensity guru

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Would you rather 2
« on: September 18, 2014, 12:19:05 AM »
let er rip
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Offline DiMaria

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Re: Would you rather 2
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2014, 11:08:49 AM »
Get my ass kick by Mike Tyson.
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Re: Would you rather 2
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2014, 01:02:39 PM »
Tyson is out of shape now. I could take him.
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Re: Would you rather 2
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2014, 07:20:44 PM »
Sign me up for the beating
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Re: Would you rather 2
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2014, 09:56:29 PM »
Mets will hit anything sign him up with the cat lady.
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Re: Would you rather 2
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2014, 11:03:58 AM »
Is he gonna hit me in the face?
There's always Bulgaria.

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Re: Would you rather 2
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2014, 07:34:10 PM »
Yes. And maybe in the butthole
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Re: Would you rather 2
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2014, 09:24:32 PM »
I can survive the external beating from Iron Mike, but the internal trashing would likely kill me

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Re: Would you rather 2
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2014, 07:48:50 PM »
That's where he really got the name, Iron Mike.
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Re: Would you rather 2
« Reply #9 on: October 14, 2014, 01:25:54 PM »
I'll eat anything when I'm hungry.
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Re: Would you rather 2
« Reply #10 on: October 14, 2014, 02:47:42 PM »
I'll eat anything when I'm hungry.

Buck, that was hilarious....Plus, you may not ever wake up from a Mike Tyson beat down.  I don't care how out of shape he is, he is strong, and crazy.  Dangerous combo.
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Re: Would you rather 2
« Reply #11 on: October 14, 2014, 03:00:35 PM »
Mark Paul Gosselar took a punch from him on Franklin and Bash and was fine.  Hell Breckin Meyer punched him in the face too
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Re: Would you rather 2
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2014, 06:48:08 PM »
I might be able to take a single punch but nothing beyond that.