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Who do you want the MOST as your next door neighbor?

Vegan Atheist who thinks everyone who isn't both is an idiot who needs conversion
1 (7.1%)
A Sharia believing Muslim who has multiple wives you've never seen (except their eyes)
2 (14.3%)
A Bible thumping Christian with "Choose Life" signs and a Ten Commandments tablet in front yard
5 (35.7%)
A feedlot
1 (7.1%)
Rosie O'Donnell
5 (35.7%)

Total Members Voted: 14

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Offline brycemus

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Who would you rather have living next door?
« on: October 09, 2015, 10:50:59 AM »
I mean honestly if you have to choose what flavor of "sh!t" you're going to have to eat...what are you gonna try and swallow?
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Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2015, 11:11:51 AM »
The feedlot

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Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2015, 11:21:18 AM »
you can click on that little button
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Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2015, 11:34:27 AM »
Putting away the sarcasm and snark for a minute.  My neighbor doesn't practice Sharia law.  His wife doesn't wear a burkha or hijab, in fact she is a white christian.  Not every muslim is out to kill infidels.

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Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2015, 01:44:59 PM »
I'd take the bible beater or Rosie
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Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2015, 04:29:25 PM »
The feedlot
Bet Rosie would live next door to it.  ;)
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Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2015, 04:31:24 PM »
It was between Rosie and the guy with the wives I could seduce

I chose Rosie because she would boost property values
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Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2015, 11:00:10 PM »
Feel like there should be more options:

- The CrossFitter who always asks to borrowing your gardening equipment to supplement his/her workouts (wind sprints while tied to your rototiller)

- The parent who packs their kid's snack when their child has a playdate at your house to make sure you see that EVERYTHING that child eats is organic/Non-GMO/purchased at Whole Foods. This parent also only talks about food while you two wait at the bus stop.

- The house next door that is painted the same color scheme as the "local" NFL team, has a banner of said team on a flag pole, and can't have a conversation subject matter surrounding anything other than "his" team, and when talking about the team uses terms like "we" and 'us" as if he is on the roster.

- The neighbor that asks you to remove the ivy on your side of the fence and then is shocked a couple of weeks later when it has returned because he has little understanding that ivy creeps; therefore, he must remove the ivy on his side while you remove the ivy on your side.

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Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2015, 11:37:53 PM »
If you are living next to Rosie you are in a rich part of town.

She's a disgusting pig, but I'd prefer living in the ritzy part of town :D
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Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2015, 07:12:54 PM »
Yea Rosie, by the time I'm done with her she'll be the one moving.

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Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2015, 09:58:58 PM »
Give details Ryou.

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Re: Who would you rather have living next door?
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2015, 01:32:23 PM »
Sounds like a Halloween treatment every day!!

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