I didn't mention it before because it's embarr
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assing and a bit personal, but I had penile reduction surgery the damn thing used to get stepped on in public showers. Once at the gym a guy tripped over it and knocked his front teeth out on the shower wall. I couldn't believe how much blood there was. I tried to help. I started over but tripped over it myself and hit my left knee pretty hard on the floor. I was sure it was broken. Before I could stop crying like an infant the other poor fellow bled out and died. Apparently he was a hemophiliac. Then the lights went off. I'd forgotten it was nearly closing time in all the excitement. There was no way I could make it all the way over to my locker with a major leg injury. It would be at least another 8 hours before I was discovered, and I hadn't eaten in almost 45 minutes. If I was going to survive I would have to resort to cannibalism.
The next morning I was found laying in a puddle of excrement with bloodstained lips, a grossly distended belly, and a partially devoured human corpse was sprawled facedown on the floor next to me. Oddly, the buttocks were completely gone. I was rushed to the hospital and treated for a mild bruise to my knee.
Thank God for penile reduction surgery.
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