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Saw this Clinton joke today
« on: August 04, 2017, 07:47:02 am »
When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.”

In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.

She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, “I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?”

Bill thought for a while and said, “I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.” Hillary was shocked, but said, “Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem.”

Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, “So why do you have all that money in the box?”

Bill answered: “Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash.”
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Re: Saw this Clinton joke today
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2017, 01:07:02 pm »
get this shit off the Off-Topic board
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Re: Saw this Clinton joke today
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2017, 03:22:07 pm »
get this shit off the Off-Topic board
Seems how it is a joke and not really political, where do you suggest it be posted?  Is profanity allowable on the off topic board?
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Re: Saw this Clinton joke today
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2017, 03:14:10 am »
Shit is on basic cable.
If buck can't post his garbage POLITICAL jokes here neither can you.
Gee I wonder where you should post a Political joke? Maybe in politics?!?!
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Re: Saw this Clinton joke today
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2017, 07:23:27 am »
Shit is on basic cable.
If buck can't post his garbage POLITICAL jokes here neither can you.
Gee I wonder where you should post a Political joke? Maybe in politics?!?!
Take your meds.  You seem to have an anger issue.  Not cool.
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Re: Saw this Clinton joke today
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2017, 06:19:38 pm »
So you post politics in the wrong place and I need to be medicated?
I do have an anger issue when it comes to people trying to.pollute off-topic
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