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Offline ViseGrip

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Little League Baseball
« on: February 14, 2018, 02:14:47 PM »


At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players aside And asked, "Do you understand what co-operation is? What a team is?"
 
"Yes, coach", replied the little boy "
 
Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
 
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
 
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"
 
Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
 
The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play, it's not a dumb ass decision or that the coach is a shithead, is it?"
 "No, coach."
 
"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.
 
"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: There is never enough of anything to satisfy all that want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics" -Thomas Sowell

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Re: Little League Baseball
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2018, 05:22:20 PM »

"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grand mother.


more likely

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Re: Little League Baseball
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2018, 12:24:08 PM »

"Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grand mother.


more likely


funnier with grandma though
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Re: Little League Baseball
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2018, 12:28:03 PM »
How about Aunt Matilda?  That could work.

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