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Offline ViseGrip

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Hurricanes
« on: October 12, 2018, 03:21:37 PM »
Reporter: “This was your first hurricane?”
 
 Florida man: “Yes, we hadn’t had any of them around these parts before Michael.”
 
 Reporter: “Is there anything that you could compare the experience to?”
 
 Florida man: “Oh, sure. Women.”
 
 Reporter: “Women?”
 
 Florida man: “Yeah. It turns out that hurricanes are pretty much just exactly like women. They show up and there’s a whole lot of thumping and banging and sucking and blowing and then suddenly your house is gone.”
"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: There is never enough of anything to satisfy all that want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics" -Thomas Sowell

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Re: Hurricanes
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2018, 10:01:45 AM »
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I don't watch Fox News for the same reason I don't eat out of my toilet.

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Re: Hurricanes
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2018, 10:12:31 AM »
"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: There is never enough of anything to satisfy all that want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics" -Thomas Sowell