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Fact-Finding Visit To Isreal
« on: March 26, 2020, 12:48:47 PM »
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.

 The undertaker tells the Christian Pastors with him:  "You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100.”

 

The Americans go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?”

 

The Americans reply, "A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that risk."

Christians warned about the Antichrist for years. And when he came, they voted for him.

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Re: Fact-Finding Visit To Isreal
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Re: Fact-Finding Visit To Isreal
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2020, 12:12:07 PM »
Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.

 The undertaker tells the Christian Pastors with him:  "You can have him shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land, for just $100.”

 

The Americans go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Donald Trump shipped home. The undertaker is puzzled and asks, "Why would you spend $50,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?”

 

The Americans reply, "A long time ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that risk."

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