V and Ray, I have an idea. Similar to the "Carbon Credit" program often touted by liberals, in which a person can purchase the right to pollute the environment from the federal government, I propose a swear word credit program. Under my proposal, certain words and phrases can earn posters the right to use certain swear words. Examples below:
Swear word key
Mild swear words: hell, damn
Intermediate swear words: sh*t, bi*ch,
Severe swear words: f*ck, wh*re, c*nt
Nuclear swear words: JC and GD
Swear word credit conversion key
"I'm sorry" = 1 mild swear words + 1 intermediate swear word
"You're right" = 2 intermediate swear words, or 1 severe swear word
"Gosh, I wish I could be just like you" = 1 intermediate swear word and 1 severe swear word
"You're right, I'm so sorry. Man, I wish I could be just like Jointdoc!" = 1 nuclear swear word