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Re: Board Moderator Aps
« Reply #60 on: July 03, 2009, 08:51:51 PM »
Please do not apologize to me for hurting my feelings. My feelings are not hurt. The sensation that arises within me when someone uses that kind of language is one of anger and indignation.  I feel similarly when someone cuts me off and then flips me the bird.  Trust me, my feelings are not hurt by that either. Thus no apology is necessary.

On the other hand, I owe you an apology.  I apparently hurt your feelings by pointing out a few of your misspelled words. I am truly sorry, and I did not mean to hurt your feelings.

One final thing.  Like you, I am very stubborn. As a result, I will continue to be compelled to call you out when your language lapses.

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Re: Board Moderator Aps
« Reply #61 on: July 04, 2009, 02:09:21 AM »
oh cry me a river jd, save the righteous indignation for someone who cares

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Re: Board Moderator Aps
« Reply #62 on: July 04, 2009, 07:30:45 AM »
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oh cry me a river jd, save the righteous indignation for someone who cares

trollster - you mean you don't care?  Here I am crying my eyes out and all the while hoping against all hope that you care!  Say it isn't so. (I assume you speak fluent sarcasm.

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Re: Board Moderator Aps
« Reply #63 on: July 04, 2009, 09:53:26 AM »
V and Ray, I have an idea. Similar to the "Carbon Credit" program often touted by liberals, in which a person can purchase the right to pollute the environment from the federal government, I propose a swear word credit program.  Under my proposal, certain words and phrases can earn posters the right to use certain swear words.  Examples below:

Swear word key
Mild swear words:  hell, damn
Intermediate swear words:  sh*t, bi*ch,
Severe swear words:  f*ck, wh*re, c*nt
Nuclear swear words:  JC and GD

Swear word credit conversion key
"I'm sorry" = 1 mild swear words + 1 intermediate swear word
"You're right" = 2 intermediate swear words, or 1 severe swear word
"Gosh, I wish I could be just like you" = 1 intermediate swear word and 1 severe swear word
"You're right, I'm so sorry. Man, I wish I could be just like Jointdoc!" = 1 nuclear swear word

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Re: Board Moderator Aps
« Reply #64 on: July 04, 2009, 02:53:58 PM »
Quote from: "Jointdoc55"
V and Ray, I have an idea. Similar to the "Carbon Credit" program often touted by liberals, in which a person can purchase the right to pollute the environment from the federal government, I propose a swear word credit program.  Under my proposal, certain words and phrases can earn posters the right to use certain swear words.  Examples below:

Swear word key
Mild swear words:  hell, damn
Intermediate swear words:  sh*t, bi*ch,
Severe swear words:  f*ck, wh*re, c*nt
Nuclear swear words:  JC and GD

Swear word credit conversion key
"I'm sorry" = 1 mild swear words + 1 intermediate swear word
"You're right" = 2 intermediate swear words, or 1 severe swear word
"Gosh, I wish I could be just like you" = 1 intermediate swear word and 1 severe swear word
"You're right, I'm so sorry. Man, I wish I could be just like Jointdoc!" = 1 nuclear swear word

What about these words-
"That's pussy shit!"
"WEAK SAUCE!"
"Heyro mutha ffuuuccccckkkkkaaaaaaa!"
"What's up mutha bitches?"
"WTF!!"
"Buttfcker!"
"Really? Well please tell your father-in-law that he is a freaking idiot."

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Re: Board Moderator Aps
« Reply #65 on: July 04, 2009, 04:44:49 PM »
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Quote from: "Jointdoc55"
V and Ray, I have an idea. Similar to the "Carbon Credit" program often touted by liberals, in which a person can purchase the right to pollute the environment from the federal government, I propose a swear word credit program.  Under my proposal, certain words and phrases can earn posters the right to use certain swear words.  Examples below:

Swear word key
Mild swear words:  hell, damn
Intermediate swear words:  sh*t, bi*ch,
Severe swear words:  f*ck, wh*re, c*nt
Nuclear swear words:  JC and GD

Swear word credit conversion key
"I'm sorry" = 1 mild swear words + 1 intermediate swear word
"You're right" = 2 intermediate swear words, or 1 severe swear word
"Gosh, I wish I could be just like you" = 1 intermediate swear word and 1 severe swear word
"You're right, I'm so sorry. Man, I wish I could be just like Jointdoc!" = 1 nuclear swear word

What about these words-
"That's ----- ----!"
"WEAK SAUCE!"
"Heyro mutha ffuuuccccckkkkkaaaaaaa!"
"What's up mutha bitches?"
"WTF!!"
"Buttfcker!"

I think we need a commission to study this.  Better yet, a cabinet position with full independent authority over all private and public institutions. It has already been suggested that should be the “comedy czar”, but I’d rather be the “language czar”.

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Re: Board Moderator Aps
« Reply #66 on: July 04, 2009, 04:53:23 PM »
Quote from: "Jointdoc55"
Quote from: "Rockhard"
Quote from: "Jointdoc55"
V and Ray, I have an idea. Similar to the "Carbon Credit" program often touted by liberals, in which a person can purchase the right to pollute the environment from the federal government, I propose a swear word credit program.  Under my proposal, certain words and phrases can earn posters the right to use certain swear words.  Examples below:

Swear word key
Mild swear words:  hell, damn
Intermediate swear words:  sh*t, bi*ch,
Severe swear words:  f*ck, wh*re, c*nt
Nuclear swear words:  JC and GD

Swear word credit conversion key
"I'm sorry" = 1 mild swear words + 1 intermediate swear word
"You're right" = 2 intermediate swear words, or 1 severe swear word
"Gosh, I wish I could be just like you" = 1 intermediate swear word and 1 severe swear word
"You're right, I'm so sorry. Man, I wish I could be just like Jointdoc!" = 1 nuclear swear word

What about these words-
"That's ----- ----!"
"WEAK SAUCE!"
"Heyro mutha ffuuuccccckkkkkaaaaaaa!"
"What's up mutha bitches?"
"WTF!!"
"Buttfcker!"

I think we need a commission to study this.  Better yet, a cabinet position with full independent authority over all private and public institutions. It has already been suggested that should be the “comedy czar”, but I’d rather be the “language czar”.
Don't give them any ideas !!  :wink:
\'just when I thought I was out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN\' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACIS1inmjFc

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Re: Board Moderator Aps
« Reply #67 on: July 04, 2009, 04:56:47 PM »
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Quote from: "Jointdoc55"
Quote from: "Rockhard"
Quote from: "Jointdoc55"
V and Ray, I have an idea. Similar to the "Carbon Credit" program often touted by liberals, in which a person can purchase the right to pollute the environment from the federal government, I propose a swear word credit program.  Under my proposal, certain words and phrases can earn posters the right to use certain swear words.  Examples below:

Swear word key
Mild swear words:  hell, damn
Intermediate swear words:  sh*t, bi*ch,
Severe swear words:  f*ck, wh*re, c*nt
Nuclear swear words:  JC and GD

Swear word credit conversion key
"I'm sorry" = 1 mild swear words + 1 intermediate swear word
"You're right" = 2 intermediate swear words, or 1 severe swear word
"Gosh, I wish I could be just like you" = 1 intermediate swear word and 1 severe swear word
"You're right, I'm so sorry. Man, I wish I could be just like Jointdoc!" = 1 nuclear swear word

What about these words-
"That's ----- ----!"
"WEAK SAUCE!"
"Heyro mutha ffuuuccccckkkkkaaaaaaa!"
"What's up mutha bitches?"
"WTF!!"
"Buttfcker!"

I think we need a commission to study this.  Better yet, a cabinet position with full independent authority over all private and public institutions. It has already been suggested that should be the “comedy czar”, but I’d rather be the “language czar”.
Don't give them any ideas !!  :wink:

Good point.  Never mind....

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Re: Board Moderator Aps
« Reply #68 on: July 04, 2009, 05:30:49 PM »
This thread just went from, "Jebus Christ, I can't read anymore," to "Wow, JD and Jimmy found common ground and all hath been saved."  

Great work all.

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Re: Board Moderator Aps
« Reply #69 on: July 06, 2009, 12:06:43 PM »
"The first lesson of economics is scarcity: There is never enough of anything to satisfy all that want it. The first lesson of politics is to disregard the first lesson of economics" -Thomas Sowell

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Re: Board Moderator Aps
« Reply #70 on: July 06, 2009, 08:59:17 PM »
Watch Out Barney's got his bullet ready. :lol:
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Re: Board Moderator Aps
« Reply #71 on: July 06, 2009, 09:38:25 PM »
Is that your brother bog?

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Re: Board Moderator Aps
« Reply #72 on: July 08, 2009, 10:44:05 PM »
I thought it was you scrub.Was that your best  bullet?  :lol:
\'just when I thought I was out, THEY PULL ME BACK IN\' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACIS1inmjFc