Here she is.

10. Being you'd give up watching the Super Bowl if she'd just walk naked in front of the screen
9. You'd agree to take her bitchy mother to dinner once a week for a year if she'd appear at your door naked afterwards
8. You'd give up poker night to poke her
7. You'd brag to your buddies about bagging her
6. You'd admit to your buddies you bagged her
5. You'd deny any knowledge of bagging her
4. You'd stop your buddy from bagging her
3. You'd stop socialist from bagging her
2. You'd rent the Swank Loves DV video if it was on sale
1. You wouldnt pay 2 cents to see her and DV in a lesbian sex fest