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Wrestling => College => Topic started by: Rockhard on February 14, 2009, 02:31:00 PM

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Post by: Rockhard on February 14, 2009, 02:31:00 PM
Nothing makes me feel better than making those Iowa jocksniffer fans, shit bricks when I poke fun at anything Iowa.

I will continue to do this until we reach 100 regustered users. Why? Because this is the first weekend I don't have to go to a tournament and have nothign better to do.
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Post by: Rockhard on February 14, 2009, 03:44:17 PM
I thought about it and there are a few things that make me just as happy.

Running through a field of wild flowers.
The first time you open a bag of Ritz and eat the first cracker.
Eating Tillamook Cheese with that Ritz.
Watching that episode of Seinfield in which they celebrate Festivus.
Beating our school rival.
Eating frozen corn after its been cooked.
Every episode of Family Guy.
Drinking the last beer out a friends fridge.
Eating a fresh box of Hot Tamales or Cinnamon Bears.
Licking the spoon after making a batch of cookies.
Getting a haircut.
Peeing after I've been holding it too long.
Doing Tae Bo.
Watching "Over the Top."

Since some of those Iowa folks have zero sense of humor, I figured I'd post this here.
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Post by: Serial Thriller on February 14, 2009, 06:37:13 PM
Someone get this guy some drugs or a tournament STAT! He's gonna start convulsing soon!
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Post by: Rockhard on February 14, 2009, 06:46:46 PM
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Someone get this guy some drugs or a tournament STAT! He's gonna start convulsing soon!
I am. I'm bored as phuck right now, playing my PSP. Figured if I was going to be bored, might as well rile up some people to just see what happens. My posts will be quite random over there, so bare with me. :lol:
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Post by: horatio on February 14, 2009, 09:24:44 PM
Over the Top?  Seriously..?
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Post by: Rockhard on February 14, 2009, 10:21:10 PM
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Over the Top?  Seriously..?
Oh come on. You know Over the Top is one of Stallones best. When he breaks out the whole fingers over the thumb technique to win those matches, it was like he was showing us the secret to Kung Fu.

If you don't like Over the Top then there is something wrong with you.