http://myownveritas.wordpress.com/2014/05/10/teacher-appreciation-week/ Teacher Appreciation Week
by myownveritas
Well, it didn't take long did it? Detroit schools are a mess. So much so that some schools are some that have been taken over by the state and the teachers there work with no protection from a union. Well, the other day a street brawl erupted in one of the classrooms. Not just pushing, shoving, or even just a few punches. This was a knock down, drag out melee. The teacher's walkie-talkie didn't work (bad sign when you need to carry one of those) and couldn't call for security. The school rules state that she couldn't leave the classroom unattended in order to keep all the sweet little cherubs safe. Her frantic request for them to "stop!" had no impact, so she did what she could to stop the young men who were both strong, violent, and dangerous. She took a broom and took some swings and attempted to break it up before someone was seriously injured.
Of course it's all on video from a student's phone. Where would we be without some teenager at the ready to record every little incident for prosperity, and to sell to the local news outlet for some walking around money. So there she is swinging the broom but it no affect. The teacher wasn't very big and in all honesty, you really can't have too much velocity on a broom stick, especially if the stick is still attached to the sweeping part ( it has something to do with Physics I'm sure). Finally, another student separates the two. Why this didn't happen sooner, who knows? I guess the kids wanted to see some action to brighten up their day of higher learning.
Of course, the aftermath included the mother threatening to sue and the school firing the teacher. However, the video of the mother and boy is priceless. Mom shows where the marks left by the broom "were". They WERE bad. They WERE here and they WERE here. No traces of any marks mind you, but she says they WERE there nonetheless. Like I said , it's hard to get in a real good smack on someone with a broom. The kid says the teacher was one of his favorites......but should be fired. Nothing like the lasting loyalty that comes with a loving teacher-student relationship. Then the best quote of the interview is really the creme de la creme. The boy says that the teacher should of just waited for security to come but, now get this - brace yourself......"but she ain't wait". Allow me to capitalize and continue the quote...."BUT SHE AIN'T WAIT ..... I THINK THAT WHO SHE DESERVE"
Excuse me whilst I pause.
Thank you. I can't type when laughing hysterically.
Now just today there is yet another video of a male teacher attempting to break up a fight between two high school girls. Apparently both girls are in their pre-Jenny Craig years. The teacher stands in between the two and receives blows from both behemoths. He says that the very thought of going back to school now gives him anxiety and a pressing feeling in his chest.
So for the fired teacher, the best thing would have been to just let them finish the brawl. Let survival of the fittest sort things out. Maybe in the long run, the Theory of Evolution will make the necessary adjustments to society and we will be rid of these kind of problems, who knows. My only hope is that they have a better "Teacher Appreciation Week" next year. Also, if there is some sort of divine being that oversees this mess of a world, something is done to rectify our current state very soon....and He ain't wait.