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« on: June 20, 2009, 08:31:45 AM »
Well, I was umping bases for little league last night and had a close call at first. I called the 8 yr old safe while the 1st base coach (a friend and ex wrestler) said he was out. I said ok if thats the way you want it I'm cool with that its your player who's out. The coach from the other team starts screaming at me (the call went his way) and I say "hey, we changed the call" he keeps at it and puffs up against me. I yell "we cahnge the call idiot go back to the bench". He breaks out the "you wanna go buddy?" I calmly walk over and say "yeah, I'd love to go (as the spit is hitting him in the face) why don't you stop down to the other feild after this game and we can work it out?" he says "you bet"
Well, after the game I go to my truck, put my things in it and BLAM! he hits me in the back of the head!! I knew right off what happened so I drop down, spin, and double leg him onto my sholder. I'm thinking "you are done" as I drive his back into the ground. What a sound he made as the air left him. I smashed him two times square in the face and knocked what looked like most of his front teeth out. Pretty messy when his wife reached him saying "I told you, I told you not to do it" The last I see him he sitting in the front seat with a white (and now red) towel agaist his face.
Cops show up and say they have two witnesses who saw him jump me. I coach the one cops son and he pulls me aside and said "thats why I have my boy wrestling".
Ok, I'm done. Sorry for going on blha blha but i'm still jacked.
Can't believe there are people who act that way about kids sports. I am glad no kids were around except his own.