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Offline brycemus

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Re: Grounds for a divorce?
« Reply #15 on: March 15, 2010, 12:42:13 PM »
right all the hormones she'll be rocking 3 days after conception?  yeah I think you need to rethink this plan...I mean not the going "heels to Jesus" that's never a bad idea...just the whole having another child part.
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Re: Grounds for a divorce?
« Reply #16 on: March 15, 2010, 12:45:05 PM »
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right all the hormones she'll be rocking 3 days after conception?  yeah I think you need to rethink this plan...I mean not the going "heels to Jesus" that's never a bad idea...just the whole having another child part.

Sorry, just thinking on the fly out loud.

Maybe I should just call in sick. Can husbands do that? Call in sick for their marriage?
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Re: Grounds for a divorce?
« Reply #17 on: March 15, 2010, 03:09:29 PM »
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right all the hormones she'll be rocking 3 days after conception?  yeah I think you need to rethink this plan...I mean not the going "heels to Jesus" that's never a bad idea...just the whole having another child part.

Sorry, just thinking on the fly out loud.

Maybe I should just call in sick. Can husbands do that? Call in sick for their marriage?

I can almost hear the desperation in your voice.
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Re: Grounds for a divorce?
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2010, 03:22:58 PM »
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right all the hormones she'll be rocking 3 days after conception?  yeah I think you need to rethink this plan...I mean not the going "heels to Jesus" that's never a bad idea...just the whole having another child part.

Sorry, just thinking on the fly out loud.

Maybe I should just call in sick. Can husbands do that? Call in sick for their marriage?

I can almost hear the desperation in your voice.

Your hearing is good then. I'm going to try and convince her that its a bad idea to drive 4hrs to Boise after she gets off work at 5pm because it will be late and we can just leave in the morning. However, I will likely miss the quarters. Maybe if we leave at 4am. Then I will have to find out if they have ESPNU at her sisters apartment. If she doesn't, she may be getting a one month upgrade for the weekend at my expense. This little trip to certain places around town likely won't involve me. That will be something I'll have to be sneaky about. The finals will be tough and I may jsut have to go find a bar somewhere I can find it showing.
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Re: Grounds for a divorce?
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2010, 03:39:26 PM »
Rock, i think something is wrong with your car. when you tried to start it this morning, the engine seemed to miss. you better take it into a garage and stay home this weekend.  :wink:
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Re: Grounds for a divorce?
« Reply #20 on: March 15, 2010, 03:47:06 PM »
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Rock, i think something is wrong with your car. when you tried to start it this morning, the engine seemed to miss. you better take it into a garage and stay home this weekend.  :wink:

DING DING DING!!!! We might have a winner!
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Re: Grounds for a divorce?
« Reply #21 on: March 15, 2010, 03:49:13 PM »
I also think I remember hearing the weatherman calling for a huge snowstorm in Boise this weekend. It wouldn't be safe to drive the family into that.
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Re: Grounds for a divorce?
« Reply #22 on: March 15, 2010, 03:58:39 PM »
That is true. Safety first.
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Re: Grounds for a divorce?
« Reply #23 on: March 15, 2010, 04:30:02 PM »
I like how this is a unifying force on this board

you know we're still in a recession right Rock...should you be spending the money on this mini-vacation right now?
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Re: Grounds for a divorce?
« Reply #24 on: March 15, 2010, 04:32:11 PM »
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I like how this is a unifying force on this board

you know we're still in a recession right Rock...should you be spending the money on this mini-vacation right now?

This is true as well.
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Re: Grounds for a divorce?
« Reply #25 on: March 15, 2010, 04:56:47 PM »
Claim to have eaten at a hole in the wall restaurant, that actually exists, that your wife has never been to. Claim EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!  No one wants to hang out with Mr. $hitty Pants. Refuse to wear big boy diapers as well. It'll work. :mrgreen:




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Re: Grounds for a divorce?
« Reply #26 on: March 15, 2010, 05:19:32 PM »
yeah to make it good though sit on the toilet like starting 8:56 the night before moaning and making whimpering sounds....she'll offer to stay home, but tell her she shouldn't have to suffer through this with you.
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Re: Grounds for a divorce?
« Reply #27 on: March 15, 2010, 05:52:01 PM »
We need to have a coaching social?
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Re: Grounds for a divorce?
« Reply #28 on: March 16, 2010, 10:05:10 AM »
Fake an injury.
Fall down in the driveway, call an ambulance, spend a few hours in the ER tomorrow, Dr's note, tell her she doesn't need to stay home, what a great weekend ahead!!

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Re: Grounds for a divorce?
« Reply #29 on: March 16, 2010, 03:16:49 PM »
Tried faking sick. No luck as she saw right through me. Guess, I'll have to resort to the extreme and just tell her how things will REALLY go this weekend. Family go, me stay.
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