Poll

Out of the current top 10 contributing posters here at TOM, who is most likely the easiest to beat down in a bar room?

Viratas
2 (7.7%)
ViseGrip
1 (3.8%)
Rockhard
4 (15.4%)
brycemus
4 (15.4%)
Cougar1
2 (7.7%)
Drooke
1 (3.8%)
AKIN
1 (3.8%)
coachsparky
5 (19.2%)
ctc
5 (19.2%)
fuhr
1 (3.8%)

Total Members Voted: 26

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The Easiest Top 10 TOM Poster To Beat Up
« on: July 12, 2012, 03:24:04 AM »
For me, it was too easy a choice.  Bryce is my older little brother and he'll never get over the hump.  I'm in his head.
However, I did have a couple brief moments of contention.  I heard Vise is a tiny man, and my track record with tiny men in bar fights is flawless.  But, he is older than Bryce, leading me to believe he might be craftier.
Both Sparky and ctc seem like easy prey, but once again there is a risk.  They both could lull me to sleep with their drab rhetoric.
Rock crossed my mind for a second, but he has like 27 children, so his virility can be a deterrent.  Plus he probably has some form of an STD, and I'd rather not run the risk of contracting something I don't already have.
V is similar to Rock.  He knocks his lady up on the reg and he's a giant.  Like biblical big.  So no go.
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Re: The Easiest Top 10 TOM Poster To Beat Up
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2012, 10:37:25 AM »
This was easy. Sucker punch fuhr and run. No way he could catch me.  ;)
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Re: The Easiest Top 10 TOM Poster To Beat Up
« Reply #2 on: July 12, 2012, 12:34:47 PM »
The little guys should be able to double up into tag teams.

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Re: The Easiest Top 10 TOM Poster To Beat Up
« Reply #3 on: July 12, 2012, 01:10:58 PM »
coach spunky is a guaranteed wimp.
I always bring my hips to the party.

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Re: The Easiest Top 10 TOM Poster To Beat Up
« Reply #4 on: July 12, 2012, 02:02:08 PM »
Who the hell chose V?  We have no Davids here.

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Re: The Easiest Top 10 TOM Poster To Beat Up
« Reply #5 on: July 12, 2012, 02:04:57 PM »
Who the hell chose V?  We have no Davids here.

Somebody that wants a whuppin no doubt.
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Re: The Easiest Top 10 TOM Poster To Beat Up
« Reply #6 on: July 12, 2012, 11:08:32 PM »
Vise is a little guy, but I bet he is a scrappy one. I wonder who voted for me? We should put together a bracket challenge and see who comes out on top.
Imagine the good that could be done, if people were less worried about their differences, and more worried about doing good for everyone.

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Re: The Easiest Top 10 TOM Poster To Beat Up
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2012, 12:37:46 PM »
Fantasy curb stomp. I like it. We need some one to set up the brackets and let the teeth fall where they may.

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Re: The Easiest Top 10 TOM Poster To Beat Up
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2012, 12:44:01 PM »
Fantasy curb stomp. I like it. We need some one to set up the brackets and let the teeth fall where they may.

You still have teeth??  ;)
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Re: The Easiest Top 10 TOM Poster To Beat Up
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2012, 12:46:34 PM »
Singular, tooth.

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Re: The Easiest Top 10 TOM Poster To Beat Up
« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2012, 01:56:17 PM »
I want in.
We are the storm.

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Re: The Easiest Top 10 TOM Poster To Beat Up
« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2012, 02:28:09 PM »
I want in.

I guess you'll need to get your post count up to get in the top 10.

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Re: The Easiest Top 10 TOM Poster To Beat Up
« Reply #12 on: July 15, 2012, 04:29:10 PM »
It was a no brainer for me, bryceipoo by a long shot, followed by ctc, he is older than stone.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark;  the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.

Bigotry disguised as religious liberty is still BIGOTRY

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Re: The Easiest Top 10 TOM Poster To Beat Up
« Reply #13 on: July 15, 2012, 05:50:30 PM »
Look who the cat draaged in.
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Re: The Easiest Top 10 TOM Poster To Beat Up
« Reply #14 on: July 15, 2012, 06:43:49 PM »
Look who the cat draaged in.
No cat Akin, slow day waiting to go see Ringo and his all-star band.
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark;  the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.

Bigotry disguised as religious liberty is still BIGOTRY