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Is An Anus Equal Or Superior To A Vagina?

No. I agree with Phil Vagina seems to offer a lot more, it's superior
13 (81.3%)
A mans Anus is Equal to a Vagina
1 (6.3%)
A mans anus is superior to a Vagina
2 (12.5%)

Total Members Voted: 16

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Regarding The Duck Dynasty Controversy
« on: December 19, 2013, 09:41:00 PM »
The hirsute one said, “It seems like, to me, a vagina—as a man—would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical.”

As evidenced by the above quote, Phil advanced an either or perspective, I include the additional option of equal. Is anus > < or = to vagina.


 
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Re: Regarding The Duck Dynasty Controversy
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2013, 09:47:30 PM »
I voted. But with all due respect, Phil did specify vagina vs a MAN'S anus. I wouldn't want the vote to be skewed for the lack of one word.
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Re: Regarding The Duck Dynasty Controversy
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2013, 09:50:45 PM »
Thanks for the input, questions modified
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Re: Regarding The Duck Dynasty Controversy
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2013, 12:44:20 AM »
Your methodology assumes all vaginas are equal.
I always bring my hips to the party.

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Re: Regarding The Duck Dynasty Controversy
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2013, 07:30:06 AM »
I've been called an ass and I've been called a pussy, so I'd have to say they're equal.
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Re: Regarding The Duck Dynasty Controversy
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2013, 11:32:50 AM »
Your methodology assumes all vaginas are equal.

Are there some anuses you prefer over vaginas?
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Re: Regarding The Duck Dynasty Controversy
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2013, 04:09:56 PM »
Your methodology assumes all vaginas are equal.

Are there some anuses you prefer over vaginas?

Sorry to butt in (hehe) here, but I'd prefer Hayden Panettiere's anus to Rosie O Donnell's vagina.
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Re: Regarding The Duck Dynasty Controversy
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2013, 08:27:55 PM »
Your methodology assumes all vaginas are equal.

Are there some anuses you prefer over vaginas?

Sorry to butt in (hehe) here, but I'd prefer Hayden Panettiere's anus to Rosie O Donnell's vagina.
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Re: Regarding The Duck Dynasty Controversy
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2013, 09:30:26 PM »
Your methodology assumes all vaginas are equal.

Are there some anuses you prefer over vaginas?

Sorry to butt in (hehe) here, but I'd prefer Hayden Panettiere's anus to Rosie O Donnell's vagina.
in that instance I'd prefer celibacy.
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Re: Regarding The Duck Dynasty Controversy
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2013, 04:45:39 PM »
Your methodology assumes all vaginas are equal.

Are there some anuses you prefer over vaginas?

Sorry to butt in (hehe) here, but I'd prefer Hayden Panettiere's anus to Rosie O Donnell's vagina.

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Re: Regarding The Duck Dynasty Controversy
« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2013, 02:02:11 AM »
I see Sparky voted
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Re: Regarding The Duck Dynasty Controversy
« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2013, 07:49:10 AM »
I always bring my hips to the party.

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Re: Regarding The Duck Dynasty Controversy
« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2013, 11:34:57 AM »
He'd probably do it too... just to prove his solidarity.
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Re: Regarding The Duck Dynasty Controversy
« Reply #14 on: December 25, 2013, 10:23:46 AM »
He'd probably do it too... just to prove his solidarity.
He doesn't want to be called a "homophobe".  Looks like    Cruocified voted too.
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